where I was THE real Spider-man, and by day Peter Parker, a foreign exchange student from England living in New York, only I had to constantly save the city from crime, and it was proving to be so stressful constantly battling criminals, even Peter Parker doesn't get any respect, how he puts up with the stress I'll never know!

But my Nan (who was Aunt May) wanted to Move back to England and I wanted to go with her, only even with both all our money combined, the travel salesman would only arrange for us to move to Wales, which was a huge disappointment as we couldn't afford to go back to Devon, but this was the cloest we could get to leaving New York and going back to England, so we both agreed this would be a temperary move and we would eventually move back to Devon.
Man I couldn't wait to see the back of this place but I had one last errand to run before I was granted a leave, running across town stopping this chinese gang from burning down this apartment building just to get the chance to meet me, I was so exhausted from being the superhero all the time and was ready to throw in my towel but as this was one last errand I was determined to see it though and went to the burning building to fight this gang of chinese pirates, except I was so tired I could only just manage to defeat them, despite them being complete amateurs, and then the leader came out dressed in American Apparel stockings and a tattered tank top and pulled a shotgun to my head! ...*there was a long pause* then Bang! Turns out it was just a novelty camera, apparently he was just a big crazed Spider-man fan and staged this fight as a chance to meet me, I thought fuck this and just left!

Only problem was I was missing my train to the airport and had to rush to the station as fast I can, I was so exhasted but the train had just left so I had to make sure no one was looking before I (web zipped) after it, trailing behind until I could get on at the next stop to meet Aunt May with the luggage. While there, I opened up to her and confessed my identity as Spider-man, she laughed at me at first but when I showed her a web trick she soon pieced everything together, why I was always late everywhere, not being around for Uncle Ben, saving her from Otto Octavius, then we had an emotional heart to heart.

The only thing was, in my absence, The Venom started to terrorise New york, spray painting entire buildings black, harassing girls in the streets, molesting these 'french circus doll women' who were camping out in the park, and just doing everything he can to get my attention in order to challenge me to a showdown, not realising I had just left New york for Good!
I really wasn't looking forward to moving to Wales, I don't really get their accents and I'm not a countryside person, I just wouldn't fit in and personally it felt like I was moving in the opposite direction in life, but it was the cloest thing I could get to England and both me and Aunt May were sick of the hectic life of New York so it was Bon Voyage, unfortunatly as soon as I got on the plane this police officer raced after me to give the air hostess an envelope adressed to me, it was a letter from the chief inspector telling me The Venom was terrorising New York and wanted to challenge me to a showdown!

Man I was so sick of all this superhero stuff and he was the Last person I wanted to see right now, I mean the city's always gonna need protecting right, and if it's not from Venom it'll only be from someone else! What should I do? Get off the plane and leave Aunt May to fly alone, despite me putting all my money into this very journey or ignore the city's plea for help and go live an ordinary student life in Wales?

http://www.myspace.com/ashtonnetwork
http://thecrimsonemo.deviantart.com/
http://www.youtube.com/user/SamThompso nX
http://live.xbox.com/en-GB/profile/The +Crimson+Emo
http://www.bungie.net/Stat s/Halo3/Defa ult.aspx?player=The+Crimson+Emo
(P.S. I have no freakin idea why my Gamercard claims I'm from Singapore, I can't change it for some reason it just keeps going back to default!)